2014 Women of V-100 Cover Model & Miss March

2014 Women of V-100

Cover Model & Miss March: Kelli

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Get to know Kelli:

Where was your first date with a boy? The Cinema suites in Coffeyville Ks.  Movie was great!  Unfortunately I can’t say the same about my date.

Ideal drunk food: Pickles and hot Cheetos 

Favorite Smell:  BBQ

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?  2/1

Which of your boobs do you like better? The left, it’s perkier. 

What’s the TV show you’re most embarrassed to admit you love?  The real housewife’s of Miami

Shower or bath? Shower, no time for baths

What comes first, hoes or bros?  Bros, Hoes have too much drama!

Best rock concert?  Tom Petty

First CD you ever bought?  Smashing Pumpkins mellon colloie and infinite sadness

Have a friend answer this question for you, What’s your greatest asset? My smile

Why are women obsessed with cats?  I prefer dogs

Name 1 band member in Top Petty & The Heartbreaks:  Thomas Earl Petty

What’s your porn star name? (Middle name & street you grew up on)  Renne Third 

Tattoos: are more than skin deep

Piercings? 4

Have you ever used the term “Cray cray”? Everyday 

What do you want to be when you grow up? An advocate for world peace

Did you go to college?  Yes!  Washburn University in Topeka KS.  This is where I developed my love for V-100 and all of the calendar girls.

Does Nickelback rock or suck? SUCK

Finish this rock lyric; “ I wanna _____” Rock & Roll all night and Party Every Day.

Define all the bases. FIRST= single SECOND= double THIRD= triple HOME BASE= home run

Bars or clubs?  Bars

Favorite emoticon? 😉

Current ring tones? By the seaside.  Thank you apple presets  

Best excuse to decline a date?  I’m all about honesty.  I’d tell them the truth

What’s your favorite article of clothing?  Scrubs

What movie do you quote from the most?  Knocked Up.  My favorite movie next to the big lebowski.  I’ve seen it a million times and I still laugh every time I watch it 

Who was your first celebrity crush? Mick Jagger

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook?  NO

Is there an age you don’t want to reach? How old is too old?  Age is just a number.  You’re only as old as you feel

Describe your worst date.  When he gave me a fake name, refused to pay for my dinner then I later found out he was a convicted felon and his mug shot was on in internet.   Background checks are mandatory if you want to date me.

How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups? 10

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?  I don’t dance

Underwear choice: Boy shorts

Are you impressed by my schmedium Affliction t-shirt?  I try to avoid men in affliction t-shirts.  
What’s your REAL hair color?  Brown

Least favorite band:  Nickelback 

If you could go on 1 talk show, which one would it be?  Jerry Springer

Where is the Mason Dixon line?  Between Pennsylvania and Maryland 

Have you ever voted for President or American Idol?  President

What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? Miley Cirus, Party in the USA

Breast implants, for or against? I’m for whatever makes a girl feel better. No preference 

What is the closest you’ve ever been to death? When I choked on a piece of meat and required the Heimlich maneuver to dislodge 

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you?  I don’t participate in “hook ups”

When is the last time you got hit on? In my car while stopped at a red light

What’s the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you? A forced kiss  

What are you wearing right now?  scrubs

I have a theory that girls can’t whistle, can you? I would agree with you. No, I can’t whistle
Would you ever ask a guy out? Never 

Most embarrassing moment: I have so many….I’ll tell if you promise not to repeat 

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman? Superman

Is your mom on Facebook?  Yes

Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?  Absolutely 

If I try yoga, do you think I would fart? The likely hood of that happening is high. Depends on what pose you’re doing.

Favorite look on a guy:  Business attire 

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for a-holes? Orbits and I’m a magnet for a-holes.  Still trying to figure that one out….

What’s something you do if you really like a guy? Twirl my hair

Geekiest thing about you:  I LOVE liver and onions and I drink vinegar water.

What was the last thing you texted?  Thank you for fixing my DVD player.

How long do you think you could survive in the woods? Months. I know how to skin a bear.

Use the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence: I love you too so I’m going to the store where I will purchase two hotdogs 

Girl’s worst fear: snakes, spiders and Ford Taurus’s 

What was your favorite cartoon as a kid? Daisy duck from duck tails

If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of? A rainbow with vibrant colors

What’s with dudes wearing capris? I think  those are called shants.

Jedi or dark side?  Dark side

What is your favorite 80’s song?  “It must have been love” By Roxette

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