2014 Women of V-100

Miss August: Mikelle

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Get to know Mikelle:

Where was your first date with a boy?

        To the Spice World movie in sixth grade….if that even counts as a date.

Ideal drunk food:

        Wendy’s french fries dipped into a Chocolate Frosty 

Favorite Smell:

        Burnt Marshmellows  

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

        About 1:15  I’ve been dumped in every relationship except for one. I don’t enter a relationship unless I can see myself with that person in the long run. 

Which of your boobs do you like better?

         I don’t discriminate but I do fondle my left breast the most.

Best rock concert?

        Being I have only been to a Penny Wise concert in Hollywood, I’ll have to go with that one. 
 
First CD you ever bought?

        Creed’s Human Clay CD. My boyfriend in ninth grade dedicated “Superman” by Three Doors Down to me and I thought Creed sang it so I bought their CD. That was a lovely mistake. 

Have a friend answer this question for you, What’s your greatest asset?

        I posted this question on facebook and these were some of the responses: 
        Humor/Bluntness
        Always a positive attitude
        Crazy Personality
        Fake boobies
        Body
        Brutal honesty

Why are women obsessed with cats?

         Gets me. I HATE CATS!

Name 1 band member in Tom Petty & The Heartbreaks:

           Oh. That’s a hard one. Let me think for a second. TOM PETTY!!

What’s your porn star name? (Middle name & street you grew up on)

            Sierra Tyler or Sierra V

Tattoos: 

             I’m a virgin.

How many piercings do you have?

             One nose ring and two holes in each of my ears. 

Best Nintendo game?

              Faxanadu. I still pull out my Nintendo once in a while to try to beat that mofo. I’ve been trying for eighteen years to beat it.            

Does Nickelback rock or suck?

               Rock. 

Finish this rock lyric; “ I wanna _____”

            “I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo’ head to yo’ toes” Oh wait! Wrong genre. Ha! It would definitely be, “I wanna be with you.” by the Raspberries.

Have you ever made a guy cry?

                 Yes. It’s the most horrible feeling. Guys rarely cry and you know you’ve done some serious damage if you made them cry.  

Dream job:

                A pornographer. I’m good at positioning any woman’s body into a sexy pose. I’ve got ideas…..

Favorite emoticon?

                <3 or  ( . )( . )

What’s your favorite article of clothing?

My Victoria Secrets bra. It makes my babies bounce beautifully. 

What movie do you quote from the most?

                    Billy Madison. “That is correct.” Surprisingly very few people know where I get that from even if I say it exactly how Chris Farley did.

Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

                    I was at the Scarecrows hockey game and we were in the nosebleeds. He just looked at me and he kissed me. I had no idea what to do but I went with the flow.  I fell in puppy love from there. H.B. thanks for being my first!  

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook?

                     No. Plenty of Fish is where it’s at. I get on Facebook maybe twice a week now. 

Describe your worst date.

                      This is kind of a recent one. I went with a guy out to eat. After eating he walked me to my car and I  told him I don’t kiss on first dates since I don’t know where his lips have been. He took it more as a joke and a conquest and basically pushed his lips on mine. It was unwanted and a total turn-off.   

How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups?

                      Since I’ve been slacking on doing pushups since I got out of the Army, I can do at least forty in two minutes. I have my form down to perfection after eight and a half years of doing pushups five days a week.

Underwear choice:

                     Cheeky Peekies / Boycut

Are you impressed by my schmedium Affliction t-shirt?

                      I hate Affliction. It’s always the same stuff. Guys, please veer from wearing all American Eagle, Affliction, Gap, and all the stores with no personal style. Mix stuff up and create your own style, instead of following a mannequin’s. 

What’s your REAL hair color?

                      Dirty blonde. Very fitting.

If you could live anywhere, where wouldn’t it be?

                      North Korea!

Least favorite band:

                      Kid Rock if that is considered a band.

Have you ever voted for President or American Idol?

                      No. I don’t believe I’m well educated on either of these so I didn’t feel comfortable voting.

What’s the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

                         An old friend that put his hand on my butt and squeezed it. Our friendship is now over.

What are you wearing right now?
                         Nothing.

From where you are, how do you get to the highway?
                        I’m sorry. I can not disclose my position at this time.

What do you think about Ben Affleck being the next Batman?

                           I hate Ben Affleck.

Favorite actor that played Batman?
                          Christian Bale. He was also amazing in American Psycho.

Describe one time when you barfed.
                         I was on the way to a state fast pitch softball tournament and we stopped for McDonalds 45 minutes prior. All of a sudden I barfed my Happy Meal up. Since I dipped my french fries into my ketchup, it looked like strawberry applesauce and cottage cheese mixed together. Ewwwwww!!!!

Is your mom on Facebook?
                        Yes. She’s single and ready to mingle too.

Hidden talent:

                        Too inappropriate to put down. 

Favorite look on a guy:

          White Hanes tshirt and jeans or shorts. Simple is hot. 

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for a-holes?

          Big League Chew! I still try to understand why we do. Maybe because most a-holes have the confidence we are looking for.

Geekiest thing about you:

           I love playing Nintendo and Fable on the Xbox. Once in a while I’ll pull out my DS and play Pokemon.

What was the last thing you texted?
           “I miss you sugar nuts.”

Name a movie everyone hates but you love:

            The Labyrinth  and also The Rocky Horror Picture Show

What was your first ever screenname? 

            I’ve been using the same one for 11 years. It’s kind of embarrassing so I’ll just keep it to myself.

Use the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
             Oh this is a good one! I can’t stand it when people use these words wrong! Here it goes: 

The two of us will be going to the bar, too.

What’s the least attractive piece of clothing you own?

                 Granny panties! I’ve noticed that most guys consider any panties, other than a thong, granny panties. I wear my cheeky peekies when I want to be comfy.

Favorite movie trilogy?

                  Toy Story