2014 Women of V-100: Miss September

2014 Women of V-100

Miss September: Miranda

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Get to know Miranda:

Ideal drunk food: McDonalds

Which of your boobs do you like better? my right one

Shower or bath? shower! I don’t like sitting in my own filth

What’s your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it. KABLAM!

What comes first, hoes or bros? chicks before #icks

First CD you ever bought? Brittney spears

Why are women obsessed with cats? idk?! I must not be a woman since I’m a dog lover

How many piercings do you have? 6

Best Nintendo game? super Mario bos.

What do you want to be when you grow up? a kindergarten teacher

Does Nickelback rock or suck? rocks my socks off

Finish this rock lyric; “I wanna _____” be a rock star

Have you ever made a guy cry? yeah but guys are to sensitive

One thing you’d change about yourself: my lips I have real tiny lips

Do you text”ok” or “k”? neither I spell it all out .. okay

Best excuse to decline a date? sorry I’m a lesbian

Describe the first time you ever made out with someone. on my friends trampoline in 7th grade in the freezing cold during her birthday party

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? nooooo

Describe your worst date. this guy took me to red lobster and started doing the ‘Carlton Dance’ down the aisle

How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups? yeah I don’t do pushups

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching? all the time! im always dancing around

Underwear choice: Victoria secret cheeksters

Breast implants, for or against? I personally dont have them but if you think fake boobs make you feel better about yourself go for it

What is the closest you’ve ever been to death? the time I was in a car accident on the highway and the car hit the median

When is the last time you got hit on? an hour ago at the gas station

What’s the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you? a guy walked up to me and said “yes I’ll be with you” and really thought we were together

What are you wearing right now? Victoria secret sweatshirt and boxers

From where you are, how do you get to the highway? turn right outta my driveway go down gage pass hayden high school and get on

Most embarrassing moment: back in middle school during football game I ran across the field before they started and I tried to jump over the wire on the sideline and instead I flipped over it and landed on my back in front of EVERYONE

Who is the hottest female Disney character? Jasmin from Aladdin

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman? superman! batman doesn’t even have any powers

Is your mom on Facebook? I really hope not

Ever gotten caught having sex? unfortunately by his little brother

If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of? a freckle so no one would even know

Who was your first celebrity crush? Justin Timberlake and he still is

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